To Junker Congress

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Sticks 'nd stones lad.

Ya're full o' words I'll give ya that. But can ya put ya words to tha real thing 'nd bring some big massive super-ship thing ta destroy ma littl' Roc? Or try to at least?

O' course I enjoy bein' a pirate, 'nd misbehavin'. It's what I do. It's what I enjoy. So if ya wanna try 'nd kill me or capture me, come down ta Omega-7 'nd bring it on. I've made IMG battlecruisers run back to their littl' hovel of a base. I've made tha Rheinland Military retreat to Stuttgart. I've made tha WRF put me on a kill on sight list. I've had tha Colonial Remnant send in plenty o' fighters, bombers 'nd gunboats who never came back. Tha list goes on.

So go ahead. Bring it on. I like free food.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.