Red vs Blue
"Freedom, it smells so sweet. Lets go rob a liquor store on the way home." -Grif (i think)
(loosely)"I have climbed the mountain! You will worship me as if I were a GOD!" *gets pistol whipped*
"I'm tellling you, it was three shots. Like Bam bam bam."
"That's three"
"Bam"