Patrol Report
Filed By Hull O'Brian, Deputy Chief of Police.
Date: March 31, 817AD
Fort Bush, New york
I was tiding my office when a report came through that 2 officers were engaged by 2 freelancers. Now this was unusual, and bore further investigation.
I launched in my Libby (God it was good to be flying again!) and took the lanes to Norfolk Shipyard in New York. Slightly past the Shipyard, I saw a Freelancer tagged Austin.Blazer and Joe Banjo. The Banjo Character had a freelancer IFF, but a pirate ID, the other one was a just plain old freelancer.
Now I understand the Pirate attacking, but the plain ole Freelancer? I personally recommend that we <strike>catch these guys and string em up by their testicles and shove hot French Fires into their eyes</strike> add both to the Criminals database and have them hunted till their descendants feel it.
I observed two of our officers were engaged, and I felt the hair rise on the back of my neck. Obviously the gene pool was getting polluted, and were we going to be the chlorine. I entered the fray, and went at it. Blazer was shot down in short order, so that left the Banjo.
Banjo? Now I know the saying of "Infinite diversity, Infinite possibilities", but this guy was taking it to the extreme. A gun rack made out of empty beer cans, and bumper stickers that says "I love Possum Jerky", "Eat at the Road Kill cafe", and finally "Buck lure makes good cologne". Really?
To cut to the chase, a Navy fighter of the Gold Squadron arrived, and wanted a piece of the Banjo. He had a beef to settle with this guy, so we backed off and let him have the Banjo. Gold 19 was his callsign.
The Banjo attempted to talk some **** to the Navy fighter, something about his aim, when he got smoked faster than that jerky he was eating.
With that, the patrol ended and I returned to Fort Bush.
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
