Well, as much of a "NO U" fest that this has turned out to be, I would like to remind you all of something. Just because people say something in RP, it doesn't mean that they, as a person believe it, or that it's true.
We don't always have to tell the truth, in RP.
Oh, and @Mal: I can still see one of the "controversial parts" of her "bumpy bits".
Edit@Mal'sEdit: Oh well, it's in the right place. Well, sort of.