Pardon me for the intrusion. My name is Richard Walters, curator of the Uli Rouge on Omega 49. My employer, Madam Fiona H. deLuna, is sad to report on behalf of Mr. Reginald Waverly that Mr. Shamus died shortly after a monumental explosion above the planet Gran Canaria.
Mr. Shamus died of extreme laser burns located around the cardiovascular region of the torso - in less medical terms, Mr. Shamus was shot in the heart by a laser of military qualities. The wake for Mr. Shamus occurred some weeks ago. A vigil was held, as well, within the Veranda Incognita, which was, sadly, the location of Mr. Shamus' death.
If you wish to see the grave of Mr. Shamus, he is currently in orbit around Planet Fuerteventura, in the ELF Graveyard. He is Satellite 10432, currently in the northern-most hemisphere, latitude 46, longitude 23. His plot was specifically requested by Mr. Malaclypse due to the ELF religious importance transcribed upon the numbers 2, 3, and 5.
I am sorry that I had to inform you of this horrible occasion. Please accept my condolences. If you wish to stay at the Uli Rouge while you visit your friend's grave, feel welcome to. I cannot speak on behalf of Mr. Waverly, but I do not believe he would be opposed to it.