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Why not, if a barge is bigger than most planets, play EK baseball? Like EK-side-spinning into a fighter battle in a zoner juggernaught, EK-sidespin into a planet in a barge, sending it into the sun! Theres your weapon of mass destruction right there.
(I want a barge so i can carve the word LOL in the side of manhattan)
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.