Five Tons of Flax?

[Malaclypse 666]

Oh, and here's our current "Rubber Rose Roundup", just so you won't have to go searchin':

"Enemas of Eris"
(Banned in Bafflin', and Hostile to TAZ)

Independent Flatulent Fool "Eat.at.Joe's", Desecrator of Baffin
Desecration of the Temple, and Destruction of TAZ assets.

Bounty Hunter vessel "Fenris", Native of Bollocksistan
Violation of Laws the First and Fifth
(Oh, and blowing up Reggie's wife Moira to boot..)

Solaris, Corsair Gunboat, Diaper Desecrator,
Pirating in Baffin. Self-admission of idiocy to a TAZ member.

Dwain_Burnett, Kaichou Bomber,
Violation of the Temple. Flippancy and disrespect.

Crazy, Outcast gunboat
Taxing and firing in Baffin. He is now KoS. Do so with extreme prejudice.

Capone, Trident Gunboat
Taxing and destroying traders in Baffin space! He is officially KoS! No mercy!!

Black.Sandero
Self admitted enemy of all Zoners! Kill him with impunity!

Occam's.Butterknife
For disobeying a Temple Guard and docking on Pueblo Bonito and just being a cabbage!

2fast4U, OC Sabre
No handshake;
Violating Temple airspace;
and being somewhat less brillant than a box of rocks.

Labour_Exchange, Pirate Transport
Attempting to pirate a ZoE vessel outside Shasta!
No response to warnings;
After warning shots, proceeded to dock on Shasta and disappear.

Ridick
Failure to respond to TAZ hails;
Failure to observe Password Protection Protocols;
Possible use of a cloaking device in Baffin proper;
and, Eris thinks he's a twit.

Vessel "FantasticVoyage"
Some sort of long train-thing.. for
Complete and utter Cabbageness.
Enema'd.
Don't call us. We'll call you.

TheO-Team][BadBod & TheO-Team][TaxMax]
For, Spittin', Pirating, and General Cluelessnes
And for daring to show up when we're all either drunk or hung over.

Beggars|Me.Haz.no.Cash and Lookin.for.Cash
Attempted extortion in our home system, attempted murder and annoying Eris.
If you have the time and effort to work so hard to get a handout then you have time to find some good, honest work. Just do it out of our presence or.......BOOM!!

Outcast Vessel "Malgalad"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
(Law the 5th.)

Raven's Talon "N'turuXe"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
Failure to respond to hails
Entering system after being Enema'd and toasted

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