A woman walked into the bar with a cute grin on her face. She wore a black trenchcoat with the word "GLaDoS" on the shoulder, barely visible in dark red letters. It was curious as she came in, for there was no ship in the nearby docking bays, and none moored either. Sitting down in a corner, the woman pulled out a small silver box and started tinkering with it.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.
