LANCELOT BANK: Keep your property safe!

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NEURAL NET MESSAGE ID: a61897X6
MESSAGE SOURCE: LANCELOT BANK
TIME OF TRANSMISSION: 2145 GMT
MESSAGE TYPE: ADVERTISEMENT

Planet Manhattan | Planet New Berlin | Planet New London | Planet New Tokyo

Credit Database | High Security Vaults | Loans | Market Data

High Security Vaults available for as little as 2m per month!

Our vaults are buried deep underground at each of our branches, and will even withstand planetary demolition! Each vault is solid forged and sealed with an emergency transmittor inside, ensuring that no matter the circumstance, your property will be safe.

Our Personal Vault Offering:

• Contract periods available for up to 9 calendar months.
  
• Only 2,000,000 per month for your own personal vault!
  
• 50% discount available for each month over 6 months you contract for.
  
• Arranged access vaults.
  
• Pre-existing vaults that you wish for Lancelot Bank to take charge of (2m fee required).
  
• Unlimited storage capacity in our planetary bunkers.
  
• Off-world vaults can be provided. Rates may differ.
  
• We guarantee the return of every item you place in our vaults!
  
• FREE Interest Bearing Account provided! (Subject to availability)
  

[color=#33CC00]Please send us a secure transmission to arrange an appointment with one of our local bank representatives. Please include:

1. Your full neural net callsign.
   
2. Your expected items.
   
3. Contract length desired.
   

Your vault will be ready as soon as your application is approved and you are able to meet with one of our representatives, giving you the peace of mind that your family heirlooms and treasures are safe from prying eyes and hands!

Please contact us if you are interested in any of our other products!

If you have any general questions, please don't hesitate to ask here.

Notes:

1. We will endeavour to respond to your application within 1 week, with average response time being less than 72 hours.
   
2. Access to vaults is subject to representative availability. We guarantee access at least once per week.
   
3. Payment must be made in advance. Items left for periods longer than the contract length will be sold starting with the least valuable in order to maintain your account.
   
4. Should any items be stolen from our vaults we will refund the full market prices for the items.
   
5. Where a vault has wireless access for your credits, we assume your pin is yours and yours only. We cannot take any responsiblity for funds withdrawn by this pin.
   
6. Offer is subject to availability.