Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[gitanos]

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Greetings ...

My name is Sukar Kolompar Plastic Jozsef-Bela-Romeo,

I daunt even know who do I call, but our brahmins told us that we should do this right now. So, as a head on a neck what can be described as something like a family I'm here finally.
Here and able to offer mey aid, and mey boyz. Ahh okey. Count in the girliez as well, but they are a bit more expensive.

Okey a Lille story 'bout mey little family. Well people usually call us ,,Gitanos". That is quite rude term I must tell you since there are only a few dozen Gitanos among us. The others are belonging to different families. So no- not all of us are Gitanos. But we are all from the same blood.

Well in most time...erm lets just say we are ,,working" for avoid the work. Travel and help our blood to find its place among the stars, but devladikamore, it is a very hard work now days.

Some of mey sons and their sons are become pirates nowdays... just to feed their families (and devlamekares, to poke some of the ignorants as they say). Doesn't really matter. What matters is that I found myself drivin' a huge vessel, filled with shouting and running children, shouting and crying women and people from all across sirius...

Well... I was thinking and I asked our brahmins to find a place or answers, what should we do now- or where could we go. The answer was...weirdo. They said we have to find the chaos what is similar to the one what is buried to our soul. They said, that they received some ,,holy pages,, from some ,,holy book,, and that it will guide us toward a better future...or at least some future.

What we do usually? well. flying from a base to another. searching our blood (no. not like the Rakshaszas) and taking care of each other. Ahh and if we Ar able to find something useful, than we sell it. erm..I mean we ...erm. make experiments on it (mostly price experiments). But our old *coughs*pirate*coughs* train, was so heavily damaged that it cannot fly more...so now we found ourselves stacked on Fp1, with like 730 family members, who becomes more and more angry since we cannot continue our travel and exploring.

You ask for some details about our jobs and usual works? erm....
Maybe you've heard of the unfortunate disappear of some of the important metallic parts and one arm of the last trade lane toward California from Magellan at the last month...well... I must tell you we have no relation to that issue and we definitely not sold the metal on Mactan for lane hackers as scrapmetal... I swear for the life of my dog.

Oh well...we have even more mouths to feed, and a fast-growing family... so... I guess you see the point already. The light at the end of the tunnel as I heard it from some libertian donuts.

I don't ask mutch...just let us paint your colors on our vessels, and let our children grow up like Tazmongers instead of poor gitanos...ohh well if you have any social webs what gives advantages with families over 120 children....we could accept every and all help...But to say the truth we have quite a huge pile of cash if we put together what we have... but still not enough for a vessel what could be capable of transporting such a huge family.

One of the brahmins told that I will have to be ready to answer these questions and he tried to explain me what is this whole thing about, but I'm kindo' old for this I think...or maybe it is the only thing I understand. I guess time will tell...


1) What is the "Eristic Principle"? Easy question for the youngest of our children: discordia leads toward a better word. Freedom means: there are patterns everywhere. If you see from a great distance, but maybe if you are close it seems to be chaotic. Even if you clean up those patterns- there will be a new order in the chaos what you cause. And in that order there will be even more chaos..
I think the question is: ,,what the hell is going on?,, IS the answer for itself. And the tree of knowledge is not that of life...

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"? I am not sure. I guess if someone thinks he has the right to force his will on another being on the same level of existence. Or only when he fails with that and the other becomes angry...Hm. I think I would gave the apple to Athene...I just wonder...

3) What is the genealogy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender? Hmm...the brahmin talked long about this but I don't remember a bit. If I recall well that Flax-scrip is an old glue. I think I had a tube of it when I lived on a collector.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents. Well. I payed over 20k credits to find an original paper copy of that. I had no time to start reading but I keep it on my cupboard. I will read it or just ask a few of my childe' to do so...

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.) prophets? Hard question. I was never too good with the names...or persons...maybe it is because I have so many children...

Well I think there is not too much what I could tell you without listening for your questions...
I just pray for Eris, and beat mey children if they kills flies with the Trick-Top book.

yours willingly:
The Sukars of the Samsarians

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