Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[gitanos]

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Greetings ...



Well...

I was thinking and mey mind did not give me any clues. The children around me, screaming laughing made me angry. Their mothers were shouting on them, and their fathers. well...they were around aswell doing their usual small circles. That cacophony made my mind overcome with inputs and I cannot even focus. The problems of leading a chaotic nation like ours is terrible. So terrible. But after a few minutes I have realized that this is the key to the whole question. This cacophony. This madness around me. The thing that none can lead a pack of individuals or in other words everything is equal in some way. That there is not only no Order, but there is not even need for that. Since everything has its own reason and surrounding power. And who are we to even try to find out what is beyond the curtains.

So I gave all of those questions to mey family. The Freeport was loud for a day about those thingies, but I've received different answers for each of mey blood-drops. At the end I walked in the room of the brahmins and asked their advice. They told me that I should really stop asking them everything and start acting by myself since I'm already over 60. They said that the thing that I ,,lead,, our nation is more likely a shame than a privilege on my head, since at my age I should already retire and smoke wee.. Smoke holy matter with them all day instead of caring about the kinky souls of our kind.
Ahh and they said there is no thing like ,,order" that it is only an illusion or idea for something what is trieing to fight against the whole cloud, so no matter how far I move I wont see the pattern unless I realize the pattern is not what I want form it to be...I am still confused. But something has changed inside me when they said that nature or the thing what we call reality is only willing to fill the blank space with some joy, some fun or just some noise. It doesn't wish to create ,,Harmony,,. They said the life itself is based on Discordia and that if someone find his inner discord, and gets in a good relation with the black hole inside him, than he could become balanced in unbalance, Harmonic in Discord and can get rid of the Desire just buy accepting and living it with a smile on the mouth or a teardrop in the eye... How can I learn this all at my age?
But otherwise they answered to me. At this point I was sure there is no answer. Only different paths. But they still gave me answers. That confused me even more. But I already know that no matter how many paths are around me. No matter which one i choose. And that: all paths are righteous. All hail Discordia!
And that not all roads goes to Rome. But some of them will never even move toward it.

So here are the answers. No. I lied. Here are some answers. Not the good ones but answers. And as I said already: all of us hails Eris, even the youngest children. This is something what is written in our heart with blood. What makes us able to wait for another sunrise. All hails Discordia!

So here are the questions. We are ready for another five. OR more...

1: Give me two versions of the "Pentabarf". (Ancient and Contemporary.) You know the other one and now I have tha Holy page of the lost Book from the brahmins so now I know it as well. Copy-paste. Even if the last one says I must not believe in anything what I read... But hell. This second one is freaking weird. I received it from one of my grand-grandsons when I asked all of the children what they think of the ,,pentabarf" It was in his arm-watch. He just walked to me and showed it. I don't even understand it... but here is the rec. Pentabarf on a digiwatch.

2: If I were the Prophet "Hakim Bey", who would I really be? You. Lamborn. Me. Him. Dead. Wilson. Sad. And far from your machine. Prophet. Peter. I don't' know. Safe bay. Ancestor. Weis.

3: Which Prophet was "Emperor of the United States, and Protector of Mexico?
They said only his name: Joshua Abraham Norton and that he did what I should do. *shakes his head* I guess you are all right. At the end I will have to accept it as well, and sit down finally to let the word be. To let my people crawl around like they does. And accept that I've already declared myself to something bigger than the world and smaller than a single nano robots-left front c3 arm.


4: What is the answer to all obscure Discordian questions?
,,there is no Obscureness" (this is what they said). ,,Only a pillow and a box of matches, and possibly a last cigarette somewhere. But this third is not sure". But I think there are a few dozen pounds of glue. And that should be sweet since everyone licks it... Hopscuotch... Or five tons of butter-files. Who could really tell if the question is so confusing. Lemme guess: the answer is Cheese. Or just a single hit with backhand. Or Flaxscrip. Or some breathed out smoke. Anything plays.


5: What happened at Lake Totenkopf?
That. And you know it. They sais they are sorry. They had to fulfill what... The g... needed someone to tell how to make the dreams of the grenadiers and panzer-pilots comes true, so they showed them how to awake someone who is dreaming...Or long en someone's sleep...They said: they are not sure we are not there still. Can you imagine how close that is? That lake. Very. But what I think is that we can go free finally.. Even with the loss of myself. *lowers his head* I am sorry. And I must say: Thank you.

Ahh and I have the answers now for the previous questions. It was so evident and I failed so hard that I must lower my head and say that you were right givin me new ones and not accepting that blabla *nods*

We are still 'ere. And you can call us Samsarians.
Now I know what you meant to show me. I never knew that a non-tzi will show me the way of our brahmins...and that: no matter how old I am, I can still make a back flip if I try hard enough. And have nothing to worry about if I loose my,,self,, at half way doin' that...Thank ya for this lesson. So I will keep answering till you will have questions. I think I've already realized we are in the same cloud- it's just matter of time till I found the way how can i express my Anji...erm... PinealGland.


and here is a few corrected ones. Even if its only 3/5 still if we count with heavy-eyez. Or a MAximum of 3.33 what.




1) What is the "Eristic Principle"? The only thing what is dynamic. Chaos. Discordia. ,,Disorder,,

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"? It's (apparent) Order. At least the illusion what people thinks about Truth. As we call it Maya. The great illusion. aka: LIES

3) What is the genealogy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender? Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. A wannabe currency instead of real cashy, wannabe information holder instead of government released info. But still not had time to read everything about the issue- even if I msut say: hell if there would be somthingl ike that the sleeping giant should have to awake or it would be killed by his dream dwarves. hehe. Flaxscrip sounds good.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents. It is still a mystery and it is still waiting for me to read...since I'm so damnt uninformed but still not old enough to read.
Or I'll just find tell mey boys to answer this properly instead of talking to me about weird things of where the cat goes in and come out. And what happens with paralell realitys while thats happening. I guess its somthign that if we dont sense that doesnt even exist for us. So everything Is subjective. ore with one word: Maya (or Flaxscrip). Erm. I think atleast.


5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)
Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, Zoroaster (at least Nietzsche),
Joshua A. Norton, Hakim Bey, St. Gulik (even if he is a bit weird somedays and keeps coming back from death), Robert A. Wilson,Hermes Trismegistos, our brahmins and dreamwalkers. and I guess Jezus- but he was misunderstood and ,,love each other,, came out of his fresh and New chaos-theory so I would listen for his Original thoughts not the neo-primitive crossism. And Im thinking about Mohamed still. c'mon a marauder-prophet cant be too bad face. Especially cause he learnt all languages so fast and had so many lovers. Oh ohh and one more, Shivas incarnations. Theye were all great rebels and path-breakers.



yours faithfully:
The Sukars of the Samsarians

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