Wait...what just happened? Did I just get groped? I mean, it's Brakky, but still. Bit of a shock. Oooooh. Did feel kinda good though. I fiddled with the towel a bit, and yeah, my hand stings a bit from slapping him. Hang on though, what'd he just say? I flicked a stray lock of wet hair out of my face, then stuck a finger in my right ear. Clean it out, there's no way I heard that right. I wiped said finger on my now-fixed towel as I bent down to pull Brakky up. I got a good grip on his collar and hauled him to his feet, then just stood there for a moment trying to figure out what to say. I decided to go with spluttering, a little bit of shock, and some slapping. Slapping is good for the soul.
slap
"Hey! Wake up! WAKE UP!"
I was about to haul back and give him another when he spluttered his own bit that he was indeed awake and wouldn't I lay off the slapping just a bit. Maybe not his exact words, but close enough. Actually, they were more like "AAAAAAAAHHH MY FACE IT BURNS OH FISH STOP THE BURNING SLAPPAGE AAAAAAHHH!"
But you get the idea, right? I'm not one to let a good thing go without a fight though.
"What"
slap
"Did"
slap
"You"
slap
"SAY?"
slap
Something about getting married, and please stop slapping me. I congratulated him on getting married, but wasn't it odd to drop by and see me, interrupting my shower, no less, to say so? Then he explained that no, it wasn't so odd, and that I should be congratulated too, since I was getting married to him. I pointed out that that didn't seem possible, since I was in my towel, and he had burns and a band-aid on his face, and besides, nobody'd talked to me about the whole thing anyways. Then...well, it might be better if he told that bit.
