Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Lieutenant Commander Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Planet New London, New London system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Sirs.

First of all I must thank you for my recent promotion to Lieutenant Commander. I shall not let you down. Second, I have received the order for training in Salisbury and shall report for the training immediately. Third, my report for today.

After a patrol of Omega-3, Cambridge, New London, Leeds, and Dublin I found a situation at Graves. An Outcast Tridente and a Gaian Eagle were in combat near the station, while a mercenary watched on. A secondary fleet BAF-drone gunboat was called to the scene, along with a BPA officer, and another BAF officer. I gave the Tridente the option to leave and it agreed. However, the drone engaged in combat against the Tridente, even now after it had ceased all hostile activity.

After I gave several orders to the gunboat to stand-down, which were ignored, the Tridente was destroyed. BlitzWing (the BAF officer in a Templar) began to open fire on the gunboat without myself noticing. After I did notice I ordered him to stand down. However, it had passed my eye that the drone had been firing missiles, and thirty seconds later BlitzWing burst into flames and his ship was destroyed.

After that I ordered the drone to be destroyed. I wasn't going to take any chances with a malfunctioning AI. After a brief fight with myself, the BPA officer, a bounty hunter gunboat, and several other ships, the drone gunboat was destroyed. The Gaian then agreed to leave at my request.

While returning to the Essex, the drone was picked up again on my sensors. This was odd, as just seconds before we had destroyed the ship. We moved to the Essex where it was parked and ordered it to Southampton Shipyard, where the AI program would be purged from the ship system to be replaced with a more stable one, or a human crew. It refused, and myself and the BPA officer began an assault on the gunboat. The gunboat was assisted by a mercenary Sabre, Merc.Matt.

I sent out a distress call into S.K.Y.P.3 and the HMS-Valkyrie soon undocked from Essex. I requested fire support and the Valkyrie opened fire on the rogue gunboat. I dealt with the mercenary with a lucky Supernova shot. The gunboat, now hopelessly outgunned, disappeared in close proximity to the Essex. Whether it docked or not is unconfirmed.

That is all for now.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.