"Tsk tsk tsk... I've counted TWO leaking plasma conduits, animals in the first aid box and a half eaten sandwich lying on the reception booth," Felix came in with his palmtop, disappointed by the horrific sight he saw, "and it smells like something's dead in the air vents."
Felix nearly vomited as he approached the man who sent the invitation.
"Hey pal, I'm Felix Cabulb, Chief Health and Safety Inspector of Cryer Pharmaceuticals," Felix said his long title with confidence and smugness, "the conditions of this chapel of yours is disgraceful, if it wasn't your wedding I'd have the rest of my team at Cryer to crash and seal this place for public safety already. Just this once though, I'll stick around and prevent further health and safety hazards. It's your lucky day."