' Wrote:"M'kay," Brakelatabasaasta said, and he poked his head out the door to look for Malaclypse. Brakelatabasaasta gave him a nod, signifying that it was time to get the ceremony underway.
Acknowledging the Groom's cue, Malaclypse walked to the Podium at the head of the Chapel, beaming down on the assembled throng.
"What a beautiful day for a Wedding! Today, we are here to join two young people in the Holy Bonds of Wedlock. As it so happens, I feel that Eris will smile on this Union.
"Brakelatabasaasta, you are a delightfully Podgy fellow in the eyes of our Goddess. And your brakyytrothed, the lovely Jennifer Government, represents all that is Hodge in our existence.
"Together, you will begin your own personal attempt to "Balance the Chao" of relationships."
Mal looked around expectantly, not seeing the Bride-to-be present..
'Will all you you please rise, as our future Mrs. Brakky makes her traditional entrance."
Brakelatabasaasta beamed, standing across the fishy pond from the podium, and turned expectantly towards the Chapel's foyer as the crowd rose and turned as well.