Brakelatabasaasta + Jenny Govvy WEDDING TIME!

[Zukeenee]

"Quick! Who's offering escort-services?" Brakelatabasaasta yelled over system-wide comms. "There's always someone offering escort services!"

Someone by the name of Fark Mcgeezax responded, "Um... I am."

"Good!" Brakelatabasaasta said. "Escort me! Where are you? Come to me!"

The two met up at Fort Bush, and Brakelatabasaasta explained things to his escort. "So I need you to get me out of New York, out of Liberty entirely! There's just one problem, though..."

"Oh yeah?" Fark asked, "And what's that?"

"The LPI-people put a chip-thing in my neck. They know when I enter a megic-metal-whoosh-gate!"

"A... what?"

"Err... jump-claw?" Brakelatabasaasta said.

"Oh, a gate, you mean? A jump gate?" Fark asked.

"Yeah!" Brakelatabasaasta confirmed excitedly. "That! Can't use it!"

"Well then," Fark said, "I have an idea. Follow me."

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