To Junker Congress

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

So. Ya tried ya first attempt on ma life today in Omega 5 with three Recyclers. Ya'll definately 'ave ta recycle 'em, is all I can say.

Tha first one, ShowNoMercy. Don't ya even botha armourin' ya birds anymore? That guy 'ad no armour 'nd didn't even try joustin' me. 'e just flew 'round in circles 'nd I picked 'im off. Tha result:


Next one, .:j:.Dropkick.Murphy. 'e was alright I guess. I wasn't really thinkin' 'bout 'im, no offence intended. But, as that guy before, tha result:


'nd finally, .:j:.Tilus.Pullo. He 'ad a full Deb setup with a Supernova. Not a good idea, cos then if ya target dodges ya're kinda screwed. That's why I got a mixture o' guns. 'e managed ta use all o' 'is Screamers as 'e was runnin' from ma gunfire, but he shared tha same fate as 'is buddies. Tha result:


So, ya're down three SHFs already. Let me show ya tha results 'gain.

One more time:

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So ya see, at tha moment I'm winnin'. 'nd trust me, I'm laughin' ma ass off. Could ya perhaps send some more things that I can shoot? Maybe some Salvagers equiped for minin' or just send hunks o' scrap at me.

So how 'bout ya surrenda before things get too costly on ya side. How much 'ave ya lost already losin' them three ships? So 'ow 'bout ya send me tha fifty millions ya're spendin' on bounty, 'nd we call it even. I ain't even gonna ask for an apology.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.