Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

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***ID: Kommisar Hrafn Olavsson***

Guten Tag.

I joined up with Inspektor Putzkammer on my Mjolnir to go for a patrol. As i exited from Hamburg i was greeted by two RNC Gunboats. Just as i was about to take the lane to Alster Shipyard. i see two OF| tagged ships who avoided the checkpoint where the RNC was stationed. The RNC went after them. They were Slavers, carrying slaves in their cargo. The RNC managed to take down one of the slavers but the other was still on the run.

I met up with Inspektor Putzkammer at Dortmund Station in New Berlin. Just then i was asked by the RNC to intercept the running slaver in Frankfurt. We proceeded to the Frankfurt Jumpgate and awaited the slaver to arrive in New Berlin. I asked for a status update and the RNC told me the slaver had gone to Sigma-13! We flew halfway through Frankfurt until my private comms was hacked by someone special: The Joker.

He was pleading for help, there was chaos in New Berlin, people dying. Me and Inspektor Putzkammer headed out to New Berlin to answer to this threat. I switched over to one of our shared Bergelmirs bombers who were on standby in New Berlin. It didn't take long before we found the loudmouth Joker.

After little talk we opened fire. Me, Inspektor Putzkammer and a RNC Gunboat was against The Joker in his Tridente Gunship and one of his thugs in an Eagle. Inspektor Putzkammer told the RNC Gunboat to target the Eagle but he didn't listen. I was the unlucky one being targeted by the Eagle. Sadly, i was taken down. A Bounty Hunter happened to pass by and he took me back to New Berlin. I heard later that Inspektor Putzkammer succeeded in taking down The Joker.

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