Bounty on myself

[Agmen of Eladesor]

Max looked up from the reports of the damage to the Order fleet that his ships had caused tonight.

"Let's see - we took out an Osiris, 2 Gebs, a Resheph, a Hathor, and several fighters and bombers in exchange for ... one fighter. I'd say that our funds are doing quite nicely now. Maybe the Order ought to go hunt this piece of filth."

Looking at his desk, Max had an idea. "Jenny", he called in his secretary.

"Yes, Guildmaster?"

"Here - take this pistol, box it up, and ship it to The Joker. Tell him that he can stick it under his own chin and blow his brains out over a bulkhead with my compliments. I won't even charge him for the ammo he uses."

"Yes, Guildmaster."

"Oh, and make sure that it is published as well. This ... joke of his ... is such that NO bounty hunter ANYWHERE in Sirius is to take it. If the Mandalores want to claim it - well, they're mercenaries, and are free to do so. All hunters - whether they are in the BHG| or not, are hereby forbidden to take this specific bounty. We can still kill him, of course, since there are regular bounties available upon him. But none may claim this one."

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.