Bounty on myself

[The Joker]

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Maxey, Maxey... I only have one question;

Is your secretary Jenny hot? I might kidnap her and give her a job at my All-night-Sluts Motel at Arranmore. I'm sure she'd earn more money that way. Dental coverage and all.

Why are you spoiling all the fun? All this killed order fellas you're talking about... Should I care about some nommie-fetish bunch of unorganized fools you killed up north? Oh wait, you hunter guys are hot for nomads as well. No wonder you spend so much time there. I feel sorry for the nommies. I really do. At least they try to make good jokes and in most cases they're even more funnier than I'll ever be.

All I wanted is to help Bounty Hunters earn some more money. I've heard two days ago that your guys are not insured, [color=#9999FF]that they're planning to go on strike, so that's why I came to Delta to help. Is this personal, Mad Maxey? Why don't you adore me like Navy does?

Tell you what; as soon as I launch my talk-show, I'll send you a invitation to be my first, honored guest. I'll even let you shoot at me after the show. Do we have a deal?

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