Brakelatabasaasta + Jenny Govvy WEDDING TIME!

[Malaclypse 666]

A quick entry into the officious-looking datapad, a thumbswipe, and the 25 Million in "escrow" to Felix Cabulb no longer existed. Of course, did electronic "tickets" ever "exist", except as information?

"Timeframe, sir? I'll tell you about timeframes. The Chapel was rented by the Groom, for the duration of the Wedding, which is now over.

"I haven't a clue who the actual Owner of this Chapel is. I imagine a resourceful man such as yourself can track him down in jig time. Find him, and you've found your culprit."

As Malaclypse strode up the ramp of the Sophie's.Colonics, he couldn't resist one parting shot, and called back over his shoulder at the rather gloomy-looking bureaucrat:

"Oh, Cabulb! Call me if the Owner refuses to cooperate. I've been tossing around an idea for a combination Religious Monument/Historical Site/Recreation Venue...

"Ever hear of 'Bowling', sir?"

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