The Logs of Angrinus

[Shagohad]

The Sarissa had been desecrated from prow to engine cowling. Offensive writing written in all capital letters had been scrawled across every inch of her hull. Horrible gestures of most profound nature were drawn crudely here and there. It was as if a child with tourrette syndrome had painted on a ship with yellow, white and red crayons. Her fine prow had been forged into a fist, the middle finger stubbornly pointed upwards.

Her captain stood in the view screen, his lips parted in an inhuman snarl, lines of spittle dripping down his lips. His eyes were bloodshot from the constant wide-eyed expression he held in order to show disdain at everyone he met. Veins popped from his throat, ready to burst at a moments notice.

ErrrCaptain Angrinus of the MNS-Asperitas.We woulderrr.What the hell are you doing in Liberty space? The captain of the LNS-Salem asked meekly. His mere Siege Cruiser was no match for the armored Outcast capital ship.

Angrinus took a deep, angry breath, his eyes bulging slightly. He then opened his mouth, bellowing out, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- The Asperitas engines lit up, the flames belching from the back like the rockets of old. The ship swiveled, aiming its prow at the Salem.

SIR! Theyre on a collision course, Screamed the helm.

Bring us around, dammit, The captain cried.

Angrinus was now frothing at the mouth; his hand was thrust in a fist, pressing his knuckles against the camera. His middle finger flicked up, hitting the recorder with a loud crack.

The fist of the Asperitas was now coming at them, the ship entering cruise to bring more power to its ram. It was demonically agile, correcting its course in order to hit the smaller Salem.

-************************************* YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Angrinus finished his howl, the prow of the Sarissa hitting the Salem with bone-shattering force. The ships shields exploded, the generator blowing out instantly. Like a meek twig, the fine vessel broke in half, both sections slipping past the hull of the ship. The Asperitas flew through the explosion as if this was an action movie. There were no survivors. And none could say that thiswasnttotallyfreakingAWESOME!

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"