Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Otto Marx

[Incoming Transmission]
[Source: Planet Nuremberg, 3rd District, Primary Relay Station]
[Priority: Standard, No Additional Charges]
[Encryption: None]
[To: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner]
[From: Otto Marx]
[Subject: RE: Recruitment for the Polizei]

Guten tag, Herr Inspekteur

My name is Otto Marx, recent graduate of The Nuremberg University of Law und Justice, und I hereby submit my resume for service in the Federal Polizei.

I graduated with a Bakkalaureus Degree in Law, Specialization in Constitutional and Administration Of.
I passed in the top 2% of class with a glowing letter of recommendation from Professor Heinrich Koch, that you should find in a file attached to this transmission.

I participated on the University Biathlon team for two years, earning one bronze medal in a planetary championship in my last year.

Finally, I spent my off-time during college in the preparation program for the Rheinland Military, I had intended to be a pilot for them and passed every exam with high marks. Hence my flight experience.

As for the why I wish to join? Rather simple, Herr Inspekteur. I agree with you, as much as it pains me to say, the Vaterland I so love is in danger; I feel my talents are better put to use protecting the homes of my comrades and countrymen rather then destroying the homes of our enemy.

In closing, I thank you for reviewing my request, and hope that you shall return my communication shortly. I await it eagerly.

Otto Marx.

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Otto Marx.

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. A man with such an education will be invauable in the Polizei. Many with similar standars prefer the Rheinwehr, but I am glad that you agree with me when I saw that the war must be won at home before it can be won on the front.

Before you can report to Elbe, I must ask for your S.K.Y.P.E Communication Identification Number. Once I have that I can add you to the necessary channels and you can begin your career.

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