The Logs of Angrinus

[Shagohad]

"WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?" Angrinus screamed at the top of his lungs.

"IT WAS A YELLOW ASTEROID!" A crewman roared, pointing out the window. Sure enough, there was a hideous yellow....thing. "ORDERS?!"

"RAM THE *****!" Angrinus cried. He then punched a red button, which opened a compartment for another button. He punched that, too. Another compartment opened. This one at his crotch. He slammed his hips into it. Another compartment opened. This one at his face. With enough force to shatter the button, the engines started, swiveling the ship to smack the offending ship with its prow.

The newly mounted siege cruiser 'bling ring' was pointed at the ship, point-blank. Angrinus opened a channel to the other ship.

"HEY, *******! WHAT'S THE BRIGHT IDEA?!" Veins popped from the point on his head where it hit the button. "OR WE BLOW YOU THE HELL UP!"

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"