So you want to really hurt your enemies?

[[Cerberus] Illusive Man]

:::Establishing secure channel:::
:::Comm ID: Ullin:::

Greetings!

Geurg Ullin is my name
Harrassment is my game!

That is right, I am no simple 'lancer for hire. So you want the guy to loose his ship. Pleh, no, that'l get you nowhere. But what if I make that guy shoot me for hours on end. Make him travel system by system only on thrusters, shoot his shield off in every fight he takes place in or follow him as a shadow and make loud farting noises every time he'd open his gob?
Well now you can really put the hurting on those jerks. Take note I specilise in bombers and transports as well. Hint hint.

Toodles!

:lol:This is interesting....but I don't need you're services
This was the most funny thing I've readed today :lol: