Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Ensign Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Planet New London, New London system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]My first day as a pilot in the Bretonian Armed Forces. Not bad at all.

While I was setting up my Templar, I received word of a pirate in Dublin from another BAF pilot, Tengo1. He entered Dublin just as I had completed the setup of my Templar, and by the time I was entering the Dublin jump gate I received word that the pirate had engaged.

I scanned the pirate ship as I approached the scene and found it to be a Falcata. I asked Tengo1 if he required assistance against the pirate, Alice Techler, to which he answered "Yes." So I opened fire on Techler, and we began the first part of a long fight.

When she had run out of nanobots, she started dodging our fire with the cover of the jump gate. She must've known that she couldn't do that forever, and we soon found out she didn't have to. Another ship arrived, a Freelancer hired by Techler. She gave some brief words before targetting my Templar with her Roc and opening fire. She was jousting me, which gave me the perfect opportunity to test my weapon systems to their full potential.

x5 Advanced Splitters. x1 Paralyzer Missile Launcher. x1 Starkiller Torpedo Launcher. Very effect against the Roc, who had a hard time dodging the missile salvos. I started knocking the guns off, making the pilot watch her ship fall apart, before she exploded to a storm of Splitters.

Techler had few nanobots or shield batteries left, and Tengo1 had plenty, so I decided that he could handle it from there. As I charged my cruise engines, and left Tengo1 and Techler to joust, horror struck. The Falcata had destroyed Tengo1 with a Supernova shot, and was now facing me. I disengaged my cruise engines and turned, and exchanged some brief words before we both opened fire.

A Freelancer came and visited us in combat several times, when of which Miss Techler revealed her plan, which was to drain my ammo stores clean. It was a battle I knew I could not win then. I could not take her out with Splitters alone. Therefore I tried to talk to her, and began to steer the discussion toward her reasons for pirating, and how to turn her away from it with a Bretonian Government Pardon for her crimes.

Who knows, I may have gotten through to her in the long-run, but as I moved closer to the Essex she engaged her cruise engines, as I made my way for the gate.

Perhaps next time, I can get through to her?

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.