Of Terrorists and Territory (& Crumpets)

[Mechanist-V.81]

--Khenan.Lawrence--


The 18 year old was still in bed when the police radio turned on.

****Attention units attention Corsairs in new London please report at planet new London!****

"ugh *snoring*"

Khenan Feels some one nudging him "Not now mum i..i *Snoring*"

The nudging turns into pushing and becomes stronger and stronger.

"PLEASE MUM I err *snore*

Then there is a loud roar that wake's Khenan with a start.He opens his eyes to see a 5 legged dragon perched on his bed post."oh...its you Zshan"(Zshan Being his Gaian Wild life companion) .The Beast breathed out a strange purple gas that formed the words."About time you noticed the BPA need you!".
"Ugh ok...you comin with me?".The Lizard nodded
He hurriedly got dressed and rushed to his Hussar....


By the time He got there some junkers were moping up the debris.
"Oh god my boss is going to kill me" (but he was secretly more afraid of what his mum would say)
At that very moment Zshan slapped Khenan in on the head."Hey what was that for?"Zshan simply puffed the word "Imbecile".Khenan Returned home (luxury Liner Shetland)in a mood.

--**Five days Later**--

KHENAN!!!!
"Oh God Mums home"he thought.Khenan Trooped down stairs looking unhappy."What in the name of all thats good is THIS"She said thrusting a Report card in his face. It read

--********* University Report--
----For----
--Khenan Lawrence--

Science=80/100-G
Animals=100/100-*P*
English=30/100-T
Maths=30/100-T
Mechanics=50/100-P
Self-Defence=60/100-P
Ship Simulator=25/100-T
Attendance=280/365-B
Punctuality=50/50-P
Awareness=WWYT




Key=Perfection*P*
Outstanding=O
Good=G
Pass=P
Bad=B
Terrible=T
Absolute Fail=AF
What were you thinking!?!?=WWYT
--End Report--
"I can Explain mum"
"YOU BETTER EXLPLAIN"
"OTHER WISE YOUR NEVER SEEING THAT HUSSAR AGAIN!"

After A long Punishment Khenan went back into his room where Zshan was rolling on the floor laughing"
"Its not funny!"
Zshan puffed " It was and you know it.....Oh and By the way"
"what"
Zshan hit him on the head again

--End Transsmission--

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