When Sol exploded care of the nommies you guys were on a moon colony on the far side of the moon and the explosion carried the moon to Sirius and now you're moon people who have been living on the moon in moon domes and you're going to trade us moon stuff.
Seriously.
It is incredibly hard to tell when your joking sometimes.
Then again its why we love ya.
When life gives you lemons..... throw them at your enemies!!!