Bazooka Joe

[Zapp]

Bazooka Joe set out for the same lane once again, intent on a single goal. He wouldn't tell anyone what this goal was, not even himself. But it was of the utmost importance that he complete this goal, as people would finally stop laughing at him once he did. But sadly, that was impossible thanks to some fat pig of a cop named Zanero and a cat-lady-thing named Vixen. Before that, however, Bazooka Joe got to see the strangest sight ever, so strange and wonderful that it overcame his immediate cowardly reaction to run away...

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But shortly after it dropped out of the lane, Zanero did too. Yelling and screaming, Bazooka Joe scrambled for the nearby jump hole, dropping a few countermeasures to deflect the cruise disruptors the cop fired. Success! He was safe in the Badlands, but that Vixen was telling Zanero to cut him off in Texas! Bazooka Joe jumped to Texas, only to find... MONSTERS! He ran for the nearby Junker base, yelling more. They were out to get him! They were LAUGHING at him!

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Vixen wasn't far behind. Bazooka Joe docked, but she taunted him and stuff until he undocked and then she started shooting. So he ran. To Houston, first, to see if he could buzz the cop which had followed to Texas... then back over to California, where he finally stopped on Alcatraz. But the cat-lady-thing had admitted to being his nemesis. Bazooka Joe couldn't help but wonder: How many nemesises do I have? Nemesii?

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