Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Arashi]

[color=#33FF33]>>> Incoming Transmission <<<
>CommID: Alexandria Storm
>Encryption: Will chaos suffice?
>Location: Gran Carnia, Omega-49
>Destination: Powers that be.
>Subject: Application. I think...

Application Questionnaire
(Please fill out completely in quintuplicate. No looking at other peoples' answers!)

1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?

3) What is the genealogy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)

Think carefully now,
Mal

Ok, I would have to say a few things about this, 2) thinking in contradictory to chaos. To be chaotic you react more than thinking, unless you can think faster than you can react. Therefore my reaction is to skip the questions, and then explain why I did so, which I already did with this statement. 3) Legal tender? Umm... medium rare, with A1 please. *cough* Ok on a serious note, no idea. 5) If you missed what I'm doing now, umm... well I think I'm done...

I know I didn't answer any of the questions, nor did I ignore them, I just chose a more chaotic approach and answered what I understood... There is an Enigma in everything as long as you see what you know, but don't know what you see.

P.S. I know what religion this is, it's something that I can follow, but don't see why I should debate as chaos is a founding principle that guides everything I do. Other than that, I've never actually studied Discordianism which is why I choose not to answer the questions, since I'd have to look up the info, in which case I'd just be one of the masses following along in the ordered footsteps of the world, lost to all the beautiful things the unordered world has to offer.

P.P.S. In other words, I was too lazy to re-study/read about Discordianism to refresh my memory, besides that would be cheating, and I don't cheat... unless I'm losing, then I use all the cheats... er I mean get even...

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