This thing on eh? *Taps screen*
Hmm its buzzin so Ah guess it must be!
Ello there! Me name be Joe! All mah frien's they call me Cotton Eyed Joe cus ah gots big eyes, Big eyes are gud! means ah can see what's goin on round me like!
Anyways back ta the important stuffs!
Ah been lookin ta join the Alliance for some time now!
You guys been an inspiration too me an many others an yet you lads n lady like, Jus keep on makin that big ol bit of difference fer us Xeno's way of life!
Ah guess Yew'd like ta know where am from eh?
Well me fam'ly is originally from Milford in pens like!
is where I grew up as a lad, stealin me dads rations and takin me maa's water.
I grew up in a round lil part on milford, lotta violence n stuffs there,
But that jus gon and made me a strong lad.
Ah gots me first ship when I was Sixteen years of age like! Me dad he manage to shoot down one a them bastard foreigners in an Eagle. Luck'ly enough the first shot penetrated the space shieldy thing and killed tha lad instant!
All tha wer needed for it wer a new space windy shield thingy! So me dad brought this beaut back home fer me ta fly!
Since then Ah've been flyin all me life, Space is the final frontier! is a Big ol battlefield! Filled with Foreigners that'll do anything ta pollute our skies like!
Them types..They need ta be killed! So we killed em! An we killed alots of em!
Mah greatest kill was when I was outnumbered Two ta my one! Both of em bombers like!
Thing was They was a horrid shot! They couldn't shoot me! Ah was like a butterfly thing An me sting was like a Bee! Ah managed to take out the first one purty quick! But tha last one He put up a purty good fight!
Anyways..Ah managed to kill the foreigner! An his big 'Ol bomber was still left in tact, Just a bit a duct tape and glue an she wer ready ta fly!
Tha's how Ah gots me first bomber if you's was wundrin!
Anyways, It's been about Four years since then! Ah'm now Twenty Three!
Ah'm a nice lad all tagether cus tha's how me maa wanted it!
Mah maa died about a year back too some navy types bombing one of ours bases, But me Dad is still round ere somewhere!
Anyways, Today Ah met a few of yer lads flyin round outside Ouray! We started talkin an stuffs an then we headed off ta plunder some foreigners off their food an stuffs, Sumthin bout some Super condo's or somethin!
So we was flyin an we chased some navy guy an then we met ourselves a few Hunter types! Now We dun like them goons! They try ta order us round an stuffs! We were'nt takin no crap from them! After they refused ta run away an leave us be they engaged..Shure it was a lill fight but Hey, Watcha gon do eh? They had a Gunship thingy an a fighter! so we was fightin then that darned spatialist Navy ship thingy guy comes and attacks us! So we blow him ta hell an then take care of those hunter types!
After this lil fireworks display We decided ta head back to Ouray fer some repairs! On tha way though One a yer lads name Taipan he asked some questions bout joinin ya'll an fightin fer a greater cause n stuffs!
Tha's what gave me the inspiration ta come over here an send this message!
Ah would like ta thank yer pilots fer their hospitality specially Coral! She talked alot Ah'n I like ta talk!
So tha's me over an out, Ah've said what needs ta be said!
G'day pilots!
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