Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat...

[Yaoquizque]

++ Report ++
++ Class : Assets summary ++
++ Priority : Omega ++
++ Encryption : Illuminatii cypher 555 ++

Assets status :

- Orange : 99% of altered samples were destroyed.
Critical state reached...

- prickle : All destroyed. Source reachable.
Non critical state...

- pungent : 100% of altered samples were stolen.
Critical state reached...

- boom : Isotope stocks missing. Probability to find enough matter for another experiment : 11.111~%.
Critical state reached...

- sweet : Source reachable.
Non critical state...

Computation :

- Probability to gather all the Erisians elements to continue the current experiment : 0.0000023%.
- Probability to gather all the Erisians elements in the next 55 years : 23.23232323~%.

++ Hail Eris ++
++ End of report reached ++

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