SCRA Communications Centre

[Inquisitor Gaunt]

Incoming transmission

From: SLt. Simon O’Hare
Location: Freeport 6
Subject: After Action report RSOH-AAR-001A

Message begins:
Okay, haven’t had to write an AAR before, Mollys always told me not to bother...anyway.
My flight began early yesterday morning after receiving my new Insurgent class fighter, outfitted and ready to rock. I launched from Zvezdny Gorodok before beginning my initial task of mapping out the area. Initial incursions were into Liberty, mapping out a few jump holes in Cambridge, Leeds, Magellan, California and New York, where in transit I came across a trader and a pair pirating him, one a Rogue, the other some Freelancer killing for cash...

LOG INSV-GC-M-001A[322F-PRW]
Samantha.Stewards: Okay then, lets play!
Mike.Ash: Stop now.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: OI!
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: You lot picken' on civies!?
[INSV HAS ENTERED VISUAL RANGE]
Barazion: Yes.
Mike.Ash: Stop Sammie.
Samantha.Stewards: No we're not..
Barazion: Yes! They are!
Mike.Ash: Picking?
Samantha.Stewards: He just shot at us...
Barazion: More like pirating
Mike.Ash: You were running, fool.
Barazion: I shot at you?
Mike.Ash: You did.
Barazion: Don't lie.
Samantha.Stewards: Why would I lie..?
Mike.Ash: Now...
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: You listen 'ere you tosspot!
Mike.Ash: Where were we?
Barazion: Same reason you identify yourself as a zoner.
Mike.Ash: Tosspot?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: That bas[static] is a f[static] civilian!
Mike.Ash: Lookie there.
Samantha.Stewards: So you're shooting me because I look like a Zoner!?
Samantha.Stewards: You're a meanie!
Mike.Ash: He's a rich civilian.
Barazion: I didn't f[static] shoot you.
Mike.Ash: You know, the kind of a bourgoise guy you lot hate?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: You think I give two squirts a'pi[static]?
Samantha.Stewards: And now you're swearing at me.. How dare you.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: He ain' oppressin' no-one.
Mike.Ash: You really are a confused Coalition laddie.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: So leave th' I ain' confused at all you twat!
Mike.Ash: He's oppressing everyone, you fool!
Barazion: That zoner is a pirate along with this rogue
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: HOW THE F[static] IS HE OPRESSING ANYONE!?
Mike.Ash: Everyone with a little smaller wallet than his own.
Samantha.Stewards: I never said I was a Zoner! And me and Mikey were just having a talk with each other..
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I ain' got two bob t'call my own!
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: And he ain' picken' on me!
[INSV HAS LOST VISCON OF TRANSPORT (Class FIREFLY)]
Mike.Ash: Nice going, jackass.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Damn f[static]ing right.
Mike.Ash: Now where the hell are you going?
Samantha.Stewards: I'd say we repay this idiot..
Barazion: Thanks coalition, I owe you one.
Mike.Ash: Stop, eh?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: 'Ow about no?
[INSV ENTERED HYPERSPACE (JG-NY>CL)]
ENDLOG

Upon entering New York, I fled to the Detroit Debris field to avoid conflict with the pair, confident I wouldn’t have a chance of survival versus a pair of most likely decently trained fighter pilots. After killing my engines for a few hours I rebooted and powered up my sensor suite, before coming into contact with the local populace. I don’t think I’ll be going there unless ordered for a little while, it left a bad taste in my mouth...

LOG INSV-GC-M-001B[322G-PRW]
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Goooood mornin', New York.
Key: What is the SCRA?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: 'Eard th'boss man gave y'lot d-
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: ** He pauses ** What's the SCRA y'ask?
Key: Yup?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Alrigh', lemme put it this way...
K2-003 Memphis Belle: Yea what is SCRA?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: See how you lot are in Liber'y right now?
K2-003Memphis Belle: I heard ya before
Key: Yes?
Normandy-SR1: What is SCRA doing here?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Alrigh', well...look at y'Navy and Police forces.
Key: Ok
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: They're corporations, y'see...
Key: And...?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Owned by businesses, usin' their profits t'fund more ships t'opress th'lot of ya'.
Key: Ok
Normandy-SR1: Want info of the SCRA? I can tell you alot about them.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: 'Cos that money goes into the pockets of th'politicians.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: What /we/ do...
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Is we're fightin' fer equality for everyone, y'see.
Normandy-SR1: For starts. They are a Terrorist group.
Diego_Geo: where is everybody?
Key: So what is your ID?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Na, mate, y'wrong there.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: We're a revolutionary group.
[\JG/]-Dalilama: Normady, I’d think you could say their more of a revolutionary army and not JUST a terrorist group...
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: We don't attack civies, y'know?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: ID..? Coalition, mate.
Key: Ok
Xenon_Cree: You the remnant?
Normandy-SR1: Mate? Coalition dont say stuff like that?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Na, na.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: We're The Coalition
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: They're the Colonial Remnant.
Xenon_Cree: Wow nice!
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: And we're not all Ruskies, mate.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I'm from Newcastle.
Xenon_Cree: I love Ruskies
The.Joker: What are you then? Chinese?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: New. Castle.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I was with th'Mollys.
Normandy-SR1: So you betrayed Liberty to join a bunch of fascists?
Xenon_Cree: Coalition fascists?!?!!? I thought they were communists?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: And Newcastle's officially under Bretonian rule, mate.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: And call me a Fascist again, and you'll be wishin' y'hadn't.
Normandy-SR1: Fascist.
[\JG/]-Dalilama: They’re not fascist... their communists....
[\JG/]Pixie: what is a fascist? *cough*
Xenon_Cree: Rheinlanders
Xenon_Cree: O you're gonna get it
Normandy-SR1: Oh am I?
Xenon_Cree: I don't know
Xenon_Cree: I would be afraid
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Right, Normandy.
Normandy-SR1: Then you would be a coward.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: You. Me. 20K's above Manhatten.
Xenon_Cree: Yeah if you are so brave go and fight him!
Normandy-SR1: This is Liberty space, I think i get to make the rules if this is going to be a dogfight.
Normandy-SR1: Mate.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I choose th'bloody location, you can choose the rest...if it's a bi' fair.
Normandy-SR1: I think not.
Xenon_Cree: This is gonna be fun
[INSV DISTANCE TO MANHATTAN: 3K]
[INSV REG NEW CONTACT: Liberty Dreadnaught, patrol fleet; DesCon NPC-001. Liberty Siege Cruiser x2, patrol fleet; DesCon NPC-002;NPC003]
Normandy-SR1: Ready? I am.
[INSV CORE DISCHARGE (PowDir; AK-2 [x6])]
[SHIELD CRITICAL FAILURE; REBOOTING]
Diego_Geo: SCRA need assist?
[\JG/]-Dalilama: Hmmmm this is NOT above Manhattan.... this is in front off
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Go for it
Diego_Geo: How much willl you pay me if i help you?
[\JG/]-Dalilama: They never pay
Xenon_Cree: Fun
Normandy-SR1: Run.
Diego_Geo: Police need assist?
[\JG/]-Dalilama: They usually let you live.... as a courtesy
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Welcome to a fair fight any day.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Least I got the balls to fight ya' there.
Normandy-SR1: Now get out of liberty.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Bite me, y'twat.
Normandy-SR1: alright..
[INSV CORE DISCHARGE (PowDir; AK-2 [x6])]
FILELOG: GC-STILL-001A
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Alright then prissy boy, let's try again.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: That was less 'en 10 clicks, neh?
[INSV DISTANCE TO MANHATTAN: 1K]
[INSV REG NEW CONTACT: Liberty Dreadnaught, patrol fleet; DesCon NPC-001. Liberty Siege Cruiser x2, patrol fleet; DesCon NPC-002;NPC003]
[INSV CORE DISCHARGE (PowDir; AK-2 [x6])]
Diego_Geo: Who needs an assist?
Normandy-SR1: Police does..
[\JG/]-Dalilama: You look like you need assist...
Diego_Geo: If you need an assist tell me
Diego_Geo: I will help you
[PRIVCOM: Diego Geo] SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I can' afford ya', mate. We don't like capitalism...
[INSV REG NEW CONTACT: Coalition STORM class Gunboat; DesCon SCRA-002]
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Comrade.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: I heard you were in a spat.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Comrade Commander!
Diego_Geo: I will help you
Diego_Geo: Assist you
[\JG/]Pixie: Not to point the obvious Normandy but you need to catch up on your studies
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Mmm.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Ruddy oaf we are, Comrade Commander.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Da. En-route.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Warm the cannons.
Diego_Geo: Tell that you need assist
[PRIVCOM: Diego Geo] SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I'm alright, thanks mate.
[\JG/]-Dalilama: Chernobyl? last time I saw that ship it was infront of gran canaria, engaging the remnants of the Jupiter guild fleet
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: About that lie...
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: It sucks.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Wanna jump in, Comrade Commander? Just that SR-1 twat.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Bring him above.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: 'Es too chicken.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Then he's not worth our time.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: As y'wish.
Normandy-SR1: Right.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Those who can't follow-through with their insults...are useless.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Do not risk your life to beat them down.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Aye, Comrade Commander.
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Get out, dogs.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Shut up.
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Tell that to your minions
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Next time I catch you, you won't get out of here alive.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Words are only words.
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Just like yours.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I 'ad the nuts t'try somethin', mate.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Not like you yella' bellies.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: Comrade. Silence.
SCRA|CPW-Chernobyl: We are not here to indulge your barbaric capitalistic ways. Baiting us doesn't work.
[INSV CORE DISCHARGE (PowDir; CRUISE DRIVE)]
[INSV ENTERED HYPERSPACE (JH NY>COL)]
[INSV ENTERED HYPERSPACE (JG COL>BER)]
ENDLOG

I stayed the night at the Freeport, before proceeding to map out more systems, and carve my name in the Hispania... The flight into Omicron Alpha was uneventful as hell, but upon arrival I decided to have some fun with the slave driving scumbags...

LOG INSV-GC-M-001C[322H-PRW]
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Oi! You sissy slave keepin' nancies!
SCRA|CPW-Havana: The Coward
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: What's’a matta' y'little girl?
Ivan_Petrov: Come to me
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Pfft, 'sif.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I ain' daft enough t'walk into a trap.
Ivan_Petrov: Ha, you're scared!
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Says the prissy little thing hidin' by a planet..
[INSV CORE DISCHARGE (PowDir; AK-2 [x1])]

Mario.Cordova[101st]: *Yawns* Hola amigos
[INSV GC-STILL-001B]
A rather rude depicition of the pilot’s name is visible on the hull, reading Simon O-F***ING-‘HARE
Mario.Cordova[101st]: How dare you!
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Baaaahahahaha.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: So long y'ninnies!
Mario.Cordova[101st]: *Sighs* Im gonna have to call a cleaning crew
Mario.Cordova[101st]: Simon....You've got quite some nerve
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Blood oath I do.
Mario.Cordova[101st]: *Yawns*
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: You got quite some nerve y'self, workin' people t'death f'nothin'.
SCRA|CPW-Havana: we have a Mako sitting in that base, we're trying to lure him out
SCRA|Robert.Thacker.: Send a message claiming that we're moving out.
Ivan_Petrov: CAUGHT
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: But anyway...I'm outa' here.
MNS-Renegade: Joseph: A scout eh?
Mario.Cordova[101st]: *Yawns* Well, Honestly we don't need your opinion on how we do things
Mario.Cordova[101st]: Ah good, MNS-Renegade could you call a cleaning crew?
MNS-Renegade: Joseph: But of course
Mario.Cordova[101st]: Simon over there wrote on the Hispania, The nerve!
SCRA|CPW-Havana: One day, one day we will have a Coalition painted Osiris
MNS-Renegade: Joseph: Intercept him then. I'll prepare my Sabre
[INSV ENTERED HYPERSPACE (JH-OA>O80)]
[INSV ENTERED HYPERSPACE (JH-O80>O81)]
ENDLOG

Then one of them decided to talk to me over a closed frequency...

PRIVCOM LOG
J.Abusaid[101st]: Tresspassing is not something we tolerate
J.Abusaid[101st]: It's funny really. You Coalition fellows always show up when most of us are asleep...
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Your opinion ain' somethin' I care about, y'capitalistic, slave keepin' wan[static].
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I'm in a f[static] fighter, I ain' dumb enough t'engage capitals.
J.Abusaid[101st]: Decent enough point, We'll be nice and send a Fighter Wing then
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: I already carved m'name in y'ship, I'm done with y'lot for now.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: That got their attention...
J.Abusaid[101st]: Oh, so you vandalized our sacred Hispania?
J.Abusaid[101st]: Noted. Expect to be hunted
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Beau'iful piece a'art, ain't it?
J.Abusaid[101st]: That she is
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Th'Simon, th'O, th'F-word, then all topped off with Hare.
J.Abusaid[101st]: How... Lovely
J.Abusaid[101st]: I'd of thought someone in the Coalition would atleast be disciplined
J.Abusaid[101st]: Have they lowered their standards?
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Oh believe me, laddy. I am disciplined.
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: Was an /order/ t'go do it, we don't like your kind much at all.
J.Abusaid[101st]: An Order you say
J.Abusaid[101st]: So, you're a simply lackey then
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: No kiddin', mate.
J.Abusaid[101st]: You just do as your told and you don't think for yourself
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: A f[static] sub-lieutenant.
J.Abusaid[101st]: Typical Communist
J.Abusaid[101st]: Ah. You'RE the lowest of the low eh?
SCRA|CPW-Havana: Probably, and they know this ship
SCRA|Simon.O'Hare: F'now.
J.Abusaid[101st]: Yes, I'm sure your "Brave" venture into our space will get you a medal or something
J.Abusaid[101st]: Shame that you Coalition fellows don't have the ba-
[COMM TERMINATED]

Couldn’t be buggered listening to him ramble.

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