A curious looking man wearing a white coat walks into a reception and immediately starts analyzing his surroundings. He starts talking to himself in a hushed, but not completely unnoticeable, manner.
"Hmm... This alloy seems oxidized in a peculiar manner. Mmm... Yes... Yes... Unusual."
After a couple of minutes of what can only be described as staring directly into a wall one of the other applicants give the curious man a good boot to the arse which sparks a yelp from the man.
"Ach, why did you do zhat? This alloy is most inzheresting and-"
The other man snarls at the scrawny figure in front of him.
"Yeah, well unless you haven't noticed this isn't the local omniscience club."
The figure produces a loud hmpf and starts digging through his pockets until he finds a small coin-shaped contraption which he proceeds to fling towards the other man who catches it by sheer reflex.
"Now... let's zhee."
The "coin" starts emitting several arcs of electric current which flow through the man causing him to stiffen and fall out of his seat with a loud thump.
"Ah! It would zheem that there is still zhome "omniscience" to be had here, eh?"
With a slight chuckle the man sits down in the previously occupied chair and starts rummaging around in his pockets again which caused the other applicants, and the guards present in the room, to look at the man with caution. After a little while he pulls out a tattered Cryer identification card and after a while more he pulls out an even older Ageira identification card.
"Yes... zhat should do now where zhid I put zee..."
The man continues to rummage through his pockets while waiting for whoever is in charge of this grim place to summon him.