Red Hessian Army wants you!

[Roland.Koenig]

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Comm ID: Roland Koenig
Source: Red Hessian Army Recruitment Office, Vogland Base, Dresden

Guten abend mein herren, I heard that there is some paperwork to be done here. I am certainly not as qualified as the Majors, but I will see what I can do.

Herr Donderson, your story is indeed a tragic one, you can rest assured many of us know how you feel in our own ways mein herr. Many good men and women have been lost at the hands of the kanzler's minions, but you have made the right decision - they will not have died in vein. I am sorry to hear about your father, Daumann is well known for it's ruthlessness and indifference when it comes to the well being of their workers, many of whom, like your father no doubt, are honest Rheinlanders trying to scrape out a living and get by while the wheels of revolutionary change are slowly turning. We will help you improve your skills, and you can begin to compliment the work of your mother and the other good people of the volkrevolution along with the rest of us. Your application has been accepted, welcome to the ranks.

Herr Gukel, you have had quite the rollercoaster experience over the past years. You are probably aware that the Hessians do not get along so well with the Outcasts as of late, so I do have some slight reservations about your true motives with us. Can you tell us a little more about your family origins, and whether you have become dependent on the Cardamine scourge that originates from Planet Malta? It seems most unusual to simply be freed by a slave master, so perhaps you can understand my suspicions. For now your application is on hold, we hope to hear from you with more information on your family origins and your past. Also it would be advisable to ensure that you have the necessary communication system (//skype) setup when we hear from you again, so that there are no further delays in processing your application.

Herr Schubert, your application is accepted, you are welcome to join the ranks and help us put an end to the kanzler's facist reign. Since you have been with us on Vogland for some time now, you probably know where to go to get started.

Those of you that have been accepted, please take some time to study the following operational documents:

Red Hessian Army Operational Manual

Red Hessian Army Rank Structure

Red Hessian Army Rank/Promotion Requirements

Your comm frequencies will be added to the official RHA channels shortly.

Koenig out

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