To: ZDF Command

[Wood]

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--CommID: Major William Baker
--Location: Unknown
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Hello there! Seems some of --static-- thought I was missing. I --static-- perfectly well knew where I --static-- all times. Still, the --static-- me a --static-- whatsit, so I thought I'd --static-- and then you'd all stop --static--ing. Don't worry about the --static-- signal, seems the radiation can cause --static-- to go --static-- up.

So, I expect you're all curious as to what I've been --static--. Well, Ill keep it --static-- now, suffice to say, I think I may finally be able to give us some --static-- news. Anyway, --static-- here saved --static--, and they're all really nice chaps. They even took me to see --static-- of --static---. I'll be back --static-- days, first they're --static-- me --static-- so --static--.

--static-- out!

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