It was almost over. The recruitment officer's shift, that is. He was already asking himself what was going to be on the telly this evening as another promising young lad entered the office.
"Hi, I've come to..."
"Son, this is a recruitment office. You haven't come here to ask if you can use the toilet, I presume."
"Well, actually now that you mention it I do..."
The officer sighed, took out the recently neatly stacked pile of forms and handed one over to the next hopeful for the position of Junior Constable. "Here. Fill this out and hand it in.""
"Uhm, sir?"
"Yes?"
"What pet I would want?"
""Just... don't ask, lad. Don't ask."
1). Name (Firstname and Lastname)
Max Marmaduke
2). Background (Doesn't need to be very long)
Well, I'm not one to brag about my accomplishments but: I was born and raised on the industrial world of Leeds, and people said I was always the one to do the hardest job there was. Whether that be back-breaking labor or leading the men who did back-breaking labor (they were a rowdy lot, I tell you).
3). Do you understand the AFO policy of the BPA? (describe in a sentence or two)
Completely and fully. It is a signal of how willing the Junior Constable is to settle disputes without resolving to force.
4). Do you have any ambitions within the BPA after you join?
I don't, but my friends Eddy and Drummond do though. They want to join the SRD and CCD. But I digress...
5). If you could have any pet in the world what would it be? (Be creative!)
I would have Philippine Eagle, because it eats monkeys and that means it's awesome (period).
6). //What is your Skype account name
marz141
I like to think M&Ms are better than money. Because you can eat M&Ms.
"To be too large for worry, too noble for anger and too strong for fear."
