SCRA Communications Centre

[DrKurt]

Comm. ID: Doctor Kurt Caesera (Lt)
Location: Zhukovsky Station, Omega-52 System
Priority: Low
Subject: Report


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[font=Georgia]Doctor Kurt Caesera

I fitted my new Insurgent as ordered and took it out for a test run in Cambridge. I patrolled for a while before I found the BAF Admiral James Hobart at Planet Cambridge.

[color=#3992d7]SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Aha! I found you
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: I feel so..wanted.
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: So, kind gent. Here to kill me, or arrest? Do you arrest people anyway?
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Or do you skip that part.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Not usually, I don't think so anyway
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: So many, so few bullets.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: New ship, so I'm a little rusty
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Rusty? Good to know that I have some kind of head start.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: But yeah, here for your head!
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Are you sure? What did great commissar promised for this suicide?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Not sure, a medal
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Comrade commissar Katz, am i correct?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Nope, Alvarez
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Katz is a Premier now, honoured Premier of the Coalition
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Alvarez? Never heard of him. New one?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: He has a cooler suit than you
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Premier of what?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Everything?
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: I didnt vote for him.
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: I dont even recall voting.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: You aren't of the Coalition
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Oh. Premier of Coalition. That makes difference.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Right, got the hang of it
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Have at you demon of Capitalism!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Too much? Or was that warcry alright?
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: For the Red Dawn is fancy enough for me
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: For the Red Dawn!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Better?
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: Aye! Louder.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: FOR THE RED DAWN!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Right, let's do this
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: You must be...well.
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: You fire first.
BAF|Adm.James.Hobart: I dont want to hit a woman.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Hey!

So we jousted, I hit him with a good couple of well placed mines, and dented his hull, but ultimately his Mini Razor drained me of all my Nanobots, so I moved out. He was merciful and let me go, I promised I would kill him though, I'll try again tomorrow. I did gather some prisoners in Cambridge, so not a total loss.

I heard about Doc Jameson being about in Liberty, but I couldn't find him, so I followed a lead on some Reavers in the Sigmas, but I couldn't find them either! So I headed through Rheinland, back home when I ran into a Rheinland Military Pilot,

[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: Where did the good doctor go?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Found one!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Grrr
Ishtari: Which doctor would that be?
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: one what?
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: Let me guess
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Capitalist demon!
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: Thats what I figured....
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Good guess, too easy though
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: Or something equally asanine
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: oh well.
[RM]MjDieter-Schprokets: Be a good doctor and die now.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: No, you!
Ishtari: Do your equire assistance herr Schprokets?
Luka: huh?
Ishtari: I shall clear these dman hessians
Luka: but they are the good guys!
Ishtari: Good guys dont fire on military officers!
Luka: but military are the bad guys!
Ishtari: Watch your tongue
Luka: but if it's the truth!
Ishtari: Unfortunately for you, it isnt the truth.
Luka: it is!
Luka: need help caesera?
Ishtari: I suggest you clear the comms with such treasonous talk.
Luka: I suggest you get an analization sense instead of following a dogma
Luka: grat shot comrade!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Yay!

I took out Dieter, with a nice mine to his unshielded hull. Next, Luka and I moved our attention to the other Military Pilot.

SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Thanks, I didn't need help
Luka: excellent!!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Your turn Ishtari
Luka: for being dogma follower
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Definately
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Let's get him eh?
Luka: yeah

So we took on the other Wraith, it was going well till Luka ran into one of my mines, and then eventually the Military Wraith did the same.

I headed home and repaired and restocked, meeting the Gold Fighter Wings outside the Moonbase. We grouped and followed Commander Broch through Omega-41.

We were headed to Dublin to catch some pirates in the act, when we stopped at the Cambridge Jumphole in Omega-3. There, The Joker jumped in, the notorious terrorist.

SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Our targets are rampant pirates and terrorists.
SCRA|Joseph.Williamson.: Roger that Comrade.
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: And we just found one...
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: An international terrorist...
The_Joker: Oh, hi there
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Joker. This is....
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Hmm.
SCRA|Joseph.Williamson.: Well lookie here...
The_Joker: International. That sounded so political
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Do you have anything to say for your crimes against civilians and innocents?
The_Joker: How you've been, Commies?
SCRA|Ben.Warner: The Terrorist known as "The Joker"...Fancy meeting you here...
The_Joker: Oh I do, I do!
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Speak...
The_Joker: I've got a lot of things to say.
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Choose your next words with exceptional care.
The_Joker: Haha.
The_Joker: All these killings...
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Be ready.
SCRA|Ben.Warner: Once we fight everyone fire all you have, limit your mine use, we don't want friendly fire.
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: And dodge.
SCRA|Kostya.Petrovin: Ready, Tovarisch Commander.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Dodge alot
The_Joker: I kill people everyday... You know that. Innocent, fake innocent.
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: His aim has improved significantly.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: He's a good shot
SCRA|CPW-Social.Credit: Who has?
The_Joker: But that doesn't thrill me as killing someone up close and personal
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: So you admit being a terrorist and massochist?
The_Joker: I miss that lil' expressions on their faces.
SCRA|Ben.Warner: If he attempts to drift use CD's to stop it.
The_Joker: I admit on that terrorist part.
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: Comrades. What do we do to people like this?
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: Hurt them
SCRA|Joseph.Williamson.: We tear them apart...
The_Joker: Oh oh
SCRA|Kostya.Petrovin: Terminate them for crimes against humanity.
SCRA|Dr.Caesera: I don't intend on fixing him after
SCRA|Angie.Broch.: We kill them. Make it done, comrades.
SCRA|Ben.Warner: Roger! Fire away!

We attacked as he returned fire, tactically trying to use the sun to his advantage, eventually we emptied him of his Nanobots. The Social Credit arrived under the command of Jayce Brooks, who finished him off. No casualties to our side.

- Dr Caesera

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Doctor Kurt Caesera - Lieutenant in the Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army.

Awarded: Eastern Campaign Star, Halo of Valour, Hispania Memorium

Education: Studied at Cambridge University, Trained to be a medical practitioner at Chesterton Medical School.
Trained in ship maintenance, basic pilot and combat skills at the Coalition Hong Kong Training Facility.

Operations: Gold Thirteen, Gold Squadron
Medical Team, CPW-Trotsky
Zhukovsky Medical Centre, Zhukovsky Station

Points obtained: Thirty-Eight