TAZ Proclamation regarding the Inquisition

[Malaclypse 666]

To: Temporary Autonomous Zoner Central Council
From: Veranda Incognita Cabal

FreePersons:

Whereas: The Veranda Incognita has under its protection a sentient, Free canine, one Fnordie;

and whereas: our membership includes several Free Cyber Sentients, the Fnordettes;

and whereas: there are not and never have been any Nomads in the Omega 49 system;

and whereas: as Ontological Anarchists and Temporary Autonomous Zoners, we consider the racist and xenophobic attitudes and precepts of the so-called "Inquisitors" to be abhorrent, and contrary to the Free evolution of humanity and its brother species (excepting our common enemy, the Nomads);

and whereas: The Discordian religion and philosophy has always been of a Neophilic nature, from the days of the ancient H.E.A.D. (Hedonistic Engineering and Development) Revolution on Terra;

and whereas; The Inquisition's agenda appears to be extremely Neophobic in nature, until proven otherwise to our satisfaction;

Therefore: We hereby Declare and Proclaim the Omega 49 system, and specifically Gran Canaria and its immediate (25K) vicinity to be an "Inquisition Free Zone";

and further: we proclaim that any form of "Inquisition" of those under our protection is hereby proscribed;

and further: that any attempts by members of the Inquisition to advance their racist, xenophobic agendas and goals in this Zone are not welcome, and will be resisted by all peaceful, legal, and economic means;

and further: that any interference by the Inquisition with any TAZ member during the peaceful course of hir activities anywhere in Sirius will be considered an act of agression towards all TAZ.

Signed:

Reginald Asmodeus Waverly, Chief BooHoo, Veranda Incognita Cabal, Temporary Autonomous Zoners
Malaclypse 666, Episkopos, Para-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric (POEE), TAZ
F-23 Discordia, Free Cyber Sentient, TAZ
F-23 Sophie Noir, Free Cyber Sentient, TAZ

This Proclamation is effective immediately, unless of course, further discussion, debate, and polling of other TAZ members serves to amend, modify, or cancel said proclamation. TAZ members are welcome to comment here. R.A.W.

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