To all groups around Sirius but Gallic ones.

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Location: Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin
From: Acolyte Gypsie Skipto, Church of Eris Esoteric

Hell-o ladies and gentlemen. This time I am adressing you to offer some rather new business proposal.

Fact: Temporary Autonomous Zoners (TAZ) is launching in no time the first edition of:
No Buns, No Cabbages Reports - a Temporary Autonomous Official Publication
which will consist in a bunch of public news, stories, lies, interviews, messages, threats, marriage notifications and other fnords, from the Temporary Autonomous Zoners, to the rest of the Sirus population.

This will be the first inter-sirian publication edited in Baffin, offically supported by TAZ, and whose editor in chief, me, was designed by The Polyfather Episkopos Prime himself, Malaclypse 666.

So, if you want to buy space inside the magazine for your commercials and/or propaganda, and should that material pass discordian censorship (HA!), you can send us your proposal (here) and we will respond as soon as impossible telling you how much dineros you will have to throw at us for it.

REMEMBER! There is limited commercial space so be quick in making your choice! The magazine is ready, we are only waiting for your money to be ours to print and distribute it!

With pure love,

Gypsie Skripto (Gyp if you´re a gal and you´re readhead)

PS: PRICE FIXED TO 5.000.000 sc per banner. Goddess made me do it.

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