Huh? What's that? Cobra, it's the new shipments of duct tape, we are measuring about 1,000 kilotons Lord! I better get on the comms system and open th' recruitment, we need to use that duct tape before it spoils!
[font=impact]Ahem. Now listen up y'all whippersnappers. We are gonna start lettin' in new recruits, so all yall stand up and be proud to be a part of the Xeno Alliance.
Now if only I could get these confounded comms systems to work...