Xeno Alliance Recruitment (iRP) ***OLD***

[Vergil]

Huh? What's that?
Cobra, it's the new shipments of duct tape, we are measuring about 1,000 kilotons
Lord! I better get on the comms system and open th' recruitment, we need to use that duct tape before it spoils!

►► Opening Secure Xenos Network Channel
►► Password: [font=Fixedsys]* * * * * * * * * * * *

[font=Impact]ACCESS GRANTED

[font=impact]Ahem. Now listen up y'all whippersnappers. We are gonna start lettin' in new recruits, so all yall stand up and be proud to be a part of the Xeno Alliance.

Now if only I could get these confounded comms systems to work...

[font=Impact]RECRUITMENT CENTER: [color=#FF0000] CLOSED

Oh that ain't right.... fuggeruckking computers...

[font=Impact]RECRUITMENT CENTER: OPEN

[color=#000000]Haha! It worked!
*Error*
ERROR? WHADDAS THAT ME-*static*

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Xelgion, you have done a marvelous thing. Eppy is begging for mercy, in full caps.