To: The Zoner Alliance

[bluntpencil2001]

Yet another suggestion:

"This is a Bretonian themed bar. We're Zoners running this. An accent? Sure, yeah, born on Leeds. And, yeah, all the punters are Bretonian. I've no idea why people keeps thinking this is a Bretonian pub though. All our bar staff are Zoner girls.

Well, I guess getting an interest-free loan from Bowex, and the fact that the director is my cousin might make one suspicious, but hey, I like the fact that I can do what I like here, so I'm a Zoner, serving beer to Bretonians only, since that stops any potential fighting.

Anyway, Bretonian themed bar. Quit making that mistake like everyone else does!"

In fact, that would fit. The thread didn't say that Alan Howard worked for Bowex. It said that he had financial help from them. He could be a card carrying Zoner, if a dishonest one.

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