Good day, Comrades! I have finally returned the Aeon's Fall from the Omicron Delta, and had a bit of fun along the way with some witless Corsairs. As we were going through Gamma, doing our best to avoid any unwanted attention, the HAF somehow got wind of our presence, and instituted a search. As we were flying well off the plane, their search turned up nothing, and we made it out safely, and undetected. The following is the comm log of our first incursion. I couldn't resist a parting taunt.
Quote:[24.06.2010 21:11:52] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: red scra in scanner now
[24.06.2010 21:12:16] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: last seen sectors 6-7 D-E
[24.06.2010 21:12:21] HAF-R-Chanchoman: ok
[24.06.2010 21:12:43] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: scanner clear
[24.06.2010 21:13:16] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: but he still here
[24.06.2010 21:14:33] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: moving to sector 5 G
[24.06.2010 21:15:21] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: all ships stay alert
[24.06.2010 21:15:32] HAF-R-Chanchoman: iam in guard
[24.06.2010 21:16:27] HAF-R-Chanchoman: SCRA in the system
[24.06.2010 21:19:14] HAF-R-Chanchoman: jh Omega 41 clear, i go to skiros
[24.06.2010 21:20:08] The.Sage-Hospitaller: Travers: Zoner Guard vessel carrying Food Rations requesting to land at Planet Crete. [24.06.2010 21:23:16] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: As always, clear skies through Gamma. Thank you for the amusing diversion.
After a clear flight to Omega-52, we resupplied and immediately took to space. I decided that a second test of Corsair responses wouldn't be a bad thing, so we set course and returned to Gamma. Surprisingly enough, they still hadn't posted a guard on the Jump Hole, and we jumped in unopposed. Not desiring a fight with the entire Corsair armada, we went back off the plane. Once we reached a safe distance, we parked and opened communications. And, I do mean we opened communications.
Quote:[24.06.2010 21:38:59] HAF-R-Chanchoman: SCRA in the system [24.06.2010 21:39:31] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: You didn't do so well finding me the fist time... What makes you think you'll do better now?
[24.06.2010 21:39:48] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: oh come on!
[24.06.2010 21:40:20] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: all ship battle stations
[24.06.2010 21:40:33] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: scra scum in our system... again. [24.06.2010 21:40:33] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: You don't frighten us, Corsair pig-dogs!
[24.06.2010 21:41:12] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person!
[24.06.2010 21:41:45] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: are you sure?
[24.06.2010 21:42:01] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Sector? [24.06.2010 21:42:11] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I blow my nose at you, so called cannibal-pilot, and all your barbarian friends.
[24.06.2010 21:42:16] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: searching and destroy hostile vessel.
[24.06.2010 21:42:29] HAF-G-Bullet: sector recruit?
[24.06.2010 21:43:38] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: sector 5C clear. Proceed next nav point [24.06.2010 21:43:48] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
[24.06.2010 21:44:08] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I fart in your general direction!
[24.06.2010 21:44:26] HAF-G-Bullet: big mouth [24.06.2010 21:44:45] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
[24.06.2010 21:45:10] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: combat hamster for you, flyboy
[24.06.2010 21:45:25] HAF-G-Bullet: didn't say anything about your mother who fart you
[24.06.2010 21:45:55] HAF-G-Bullet: stinky comunist [24.06.2010 21:46:03] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Daffy barbarian pilots. So, we SCRA fellows outwit you a second time?
[24.06.2010 21:46:26] HAF-G-Bullet: talking behind your mama's dress? [24.06.2010 21:46:39] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: How do you Cretans say, I one more time unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser.
[24.06.2010 21:47:06] HAF-G-Bullet: those are big words for a poop
[24.06.2010 21:47:42] HAF-R-Chanchoman: 4F-3F-2F clear...
[24.06.2010 21:47:59] NEPTUN3: why are you here anyway? to run?
[24.06.2010 21:48:08] NEPTUN3: scra boy?
[24.06.2010 21:48:34] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Either to just pointlessly taunt, or take photographs of pretty planets...I guess
[24.06.2010 21:48:52] NEPTUN3: i believe so [24.06.2010 21:48:54] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!
[24.06.2010 21:49:01] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: There's a possibility he's not on the system plane
[24.06.2010 21:49:14] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: indeed
[24.06.2010 21:49:26] NEPTUN3: why dont you go run to your daddy scra boy? [24.06.2010 21:49:39] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: No chance, Corsair bedwetting types!
[24.06.2010 21:49:51] HAF-G-Bullet: or your mommy...oh I forgot your mommy is here with us
[24.06.2010 21:49:56] HAF-G-Bullet: *laughs*
[24.06.2010 21:50:38] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: 3/4/5B clear [24.06.2010 21:50:58] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter a silly, unrequested thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
[24.06.2010 21:51:36] Borg#1: oh my... comunists here???
[24.06.2010 21:51:45] HAF-G-Bullet: no...just poop
[24.06.2010 21:52:02] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Big-mouthed poop, at that
[24.06.2010 21:52:17] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: realy? looks like shy tiny girl... [24.06.2010 21:52:21] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I'm in a battle of wits with the unarmed... almost not even worth the trouble.
[24.06.2010 21:52:58] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: scanner detect hostile vessel
[24.06.2010 21:53:02] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: name sifu
[24.06.2010 21:53:08] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Sector?
[24.06.2010 21:53:10] Borg#1: I hope is all under control brothers
[24.06.2010 21:53:15] HAF-G-Bullet: he is hogosha
[24.06.2010 21:53:15] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: No Sheep sherlock.. Baa!
[24.06.2010 21:53:16] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: 5C
[24.06.2010 21:53:25] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Assistance required?
[24.06.2010 21:53:26] [77th]Griff: No, f6
[24.06.2010 21:53:40] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: AAAAAH PIRATE AT F6.. I mean.. Uhh outcast one..
[24.06.2010 21:53:41] Sifu: Greetings!
[24.06.2010 21:53:46] [77th]Griff: Trust me, why would I lie to you?
[24.06.2010 21:53:57] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: outcast pierat f6
[24.06.2010 21:54:09] [77th]Griff: Where else would an outcast be?
[24.06.2010 21:54:14] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: Just the one ship?
[24.06.2010 21:54:22] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: What kind of ship?
[24.06.2010 21:54:23] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: on my way [24.06.2010 21:54:26] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Probably visiting your wife.
[24.06.2010 21:55:36] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: HAF help outcast is chasing me
[24.06.2010 21:55:39] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: F6 still red?
[24.06.2010 21:55:54] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: he followede me in cruise
[24.06.2010 21:55:56] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: damn..
[24.06.2010 21:55:58] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: What ship?
[24.06.2010 21:56:07] Corsair-Alfonso_Benitez: What's the new trajectory?
[24.06.2010 21:56:10] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: gunship..hlep
[24.06.2010 21:56:11] [77th]Griff: Stortas......
[24.06.2010 21:56:15] [77th]Griff: *shudders*
[24.06.2010 21:56:17] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: and storta..
[24.06.2010 21:56:29] Dino.Cazares: sector?
[24.06.2010 21:56:55] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: b6 help!!
[24.06.2010 21:57:40] Corsair_Alfonso_Benitez: B6?
[24.06.2010 21:57:50] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: we are in c4 now
[24.06.2010 21:57:52] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: help
[24.06.2010 21:58:03] NEPTUN3: come to b6
[24.06.2010 21:58:14] HAF-R-Chanchoman: bh??
[24.06.2010 21:58:28] Corsair_Alfonso_Benitez: I'm getting 2 sectors people...where is the OC GB?
[24.06.2010 21:58:57] Dino.Cazares: I'm going at cella dor
[24.06.2010 21:59:27] NEPTUN3: where are you now?
[24.06.2010 22:00:01] Corsair_Alfonso_Benitez: Updated sectors?
[24.06.2010 22:00:07] Dino.Cazares: found comunist here
[24.06.2010 22:00:11] [77th]Adm.Hell.Hunter: b3 !!!
[24.06.2010 22:00:16] Dino.Cazares: but no OC trace [24.06.2010 22:00:24] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Once again, we SCRA have outwitted you, you filthy baby-eating barbarian pig-dogs.
After I finished taunting them, we set course back out of the system again. Despite starting a system-wide search for me (as well as failing to match me for wit), they still didn't think to post guards at the exits. One of the HAF ships (HAF-R-Silent_Bob), and an unaffiliated Corsair (NEPTUN3) did figrue out my position and pursued me. Judging by their distance from the Jump Hole, I don't think they were guarding it. They got lucky more than anything.
They continued to pursue me from a distance, though they couldn't get anywhere near me. After jumping into Omega-5, we linked up with the CPW Mao Zedong and Sub-Lieutenant Steele, and posted a watch on the Jump Hole. After a short wait, Silent Bob jumped in, but his partner apparently discontinued the chase, as he never showed up.
Bob was flying a Titan-class Very Heavy Fighter. In an showing of extreme bad judgement, he refused to turn back and leave when warned. He even threatened us, despite being badly outgunned. After he made it clear that growing a brain wasn't on his agenda for the day, we decided it was time to put him out of his misery. After a short fight, he fell under the Zedong's guns with an assist from our own missile batteries. The comm log of the engagement follows.
Quote:[24.06.2010 22:02:21] NEPTUN3: scra cut your engines
[24.06.2010 22:02:30] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: I'll wait for ya at the JH to 41 from 5, give the Corsairs something to think about.
[24.06.2010 22:02:43] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I got corsairs on my ass.
[24.06.2010 22:02:49] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Roger. Enroute to your location.
[24.06.2010 22:02:56] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: Wanna take em?
[24.06.2010 22:02:59] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Da.
[24.06.2010 22:03:02] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Lets give them hell.
[24.06.2010 22:03:07] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: There's only two of them.
[24.06.2010 22:03:16] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: hello flyboys
[24.06.2010 22:03:22] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: *Grins* Might wanna reconsider that HAF.
[24.06.2010 22:03:51] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Fly away, you smelly barbarian.
[24.06.2010 22:04:12] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: *Jeering could be heard over the comms of the Mao Zedong*
[24.06.2010 22:04:12] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: leave our system SCRA
[24.06.2010 22:04:24] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: last advice.
[24.06.2010 22:04:29] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I think I already did. Where -have- you been?
[24.06.2010 22:05:02] HAF-R-Silent_Bob: bad boys
[24.06.2010 22:05:23] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: Warner: Yes! Depart silly person! Before we fire Kalashnikov's at your heads!
[24.06.2010 22:05:28] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: I think you're slightly outmatched....
[24.06.2010 22:05:44] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: How much you want to bet he's stalling for reinforcements.
[24.06.2010 22:05:49] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: Shoot now?
[24.06.2010 22:05:55] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Wait for me Comrades.
[24.06.2010 22:06:11] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: Let's rid ourselves of this pestilent little pimple.
[24.06.2010 22:06:16] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: Warner: Very well Corsair Barbarian type! I shall blow my nose at him!
[24.06.2010 22:08:16] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Jumping into Omega-5 now.
[24.06.2010 22:09:28] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: Priviet Comrades. Ah. Bob.
[24.06.2010 22:10:03] Death: HAF-R-Silent_Bob was put out of action by SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong (Missile/Torpedo).
[24.06.2010 22:10:12] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: *Chuckles*
[24.06.2010 22:10:17] SCRA|Daemon.Steele: I see you two are having fun.
[24.06.2010 22:10:18] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: He should've ran.
[24.06.2010 22:10:23] SCRA|CPW-Mao.Zedong: Warner: Yes! Depart with your manparts between your legs sons of a waiter!
[24.06.2010 22:10:32] SCRA|CPW-Aeon's.Fall: We gave him plenty of chances, too!
As per regulations, I am also including a hard copy from my ship's computer of the kill confirmation.
After that engagement was completed, we returned to 52 again for a short training session. During the trip home, I also collected the following items. All were turned over to the authroities on Zvezdney Gorodok.
I certify this report to be complete and accurate to the best of my knowledge.
Lieutenant Commander Robert Thacker
Капитан-лейтенант Робэрт Текер
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