'Daniella Kay, are you here?' The small man spoke with a croaky voice, as if he were being deprived of water. One of the women that waited stood up and started to walk toward him with a seductive strut. She saw the jaw of the man drop slightly, and gave him a picture-perfect smile, revealing her teeth. She had come in her normal clothes, which just happened to fit the requirement of the calender.
'Miss K-Kay?' the small man now stammered.
'That's me,' Daniella replied, 'but you can call me Daniella.' She gave him a wink, and laughed in her head as his jaw dropped even more before he regained control.
'W-we have the pho-photo shoot ready for you. You'll be p-paid five million credits.'
'Excellent. I need the credits to repair my gunship before I can go back on the hunt.' The man obviously confused. 'I'm a Bounty Hunter. Took over my father's old gunship when he was... anyway, let's just get started, shall we?' She strutted past, hearing the dazed footsteps of the man following, as if she were the siren and he were drawn in by the song.
The man now took up a position behind a mounted camera, and began flicking switches around the room to turn various lights on.
'You look beautiful, Miss Kay.' That was all he could say.
'Thanks. Always helps to look beautiful and let a little cleavage show when staring at pirates. Distracts them, so they don't react so fast when I drop their shields and their hull at the same time.' She let out a forced laugh, masking it as a playful one, and looked at the cameraman. He said nothing, apparently to busy staring at various consoles to look at her. But his temptation could not be hidden, as one part of his body gave it all away.
'Okay Miss Kay, just stand there and stare at the camera. Just keep looking beautiful.' He grinned and she smiled back, and he began to prepare the shot.
She heard the *Snap* of the camera and knew it was over.
'That was fast.' She said to the cameraman, who she suspected was making a smaller copy of the picture. He answered without looking up, but that one body part still said all.
'Yes, photography is a quick and simple process these days. Do you have a request as to which month you go in?'
'February. It matches my clothes. And I'd like the words "On the Hunt" to be put on my picture. For the extra thrill.' She began to walk away, but turned back to face the cameraman. 'Oh, and when it's time to pay me, just contact me via private comms and ask where to send the money. I may be able to provide a more seductive photo for you if you need it.' She winked, and turned away to head toward the exit. Pulling out a portable mirror, she looked back at the lucky gentleman. He looked close to fainting.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.