UNLAWFUL CONTRACTS - RHEINLAND & LIBERTY - Unioner Bounty Board

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Incoming Transmission: Robert Klein, mercenary

Guten Tag, meine Damen und Herren. Allow me to introduce myself - I am Robert Klein, late of Gottfried Halse's warriors, newly a practitioner of the mercenary trade. You may, regrettably enough, consider me thoroughly in the grip of capitalism for the time being. I operate as a contract killer and assassin in exchange for appropriate payment; I cannot state the facts more baldly yet than that.

My oftentimes companion is an older hand at this business than I; Dave Zalktis' reputation doubtless far exceeds my own, and I can readily assure Vile Buzzard that Herr Zalktis is as devious as he is deadly. His track record is impeccable and his competence unquestionable.

In short, David and I fully intend to execute Vile Buzzard's, ah, various missions and tasks as ably as possible - as long as appropriate sums of credits remain in ample supply.

I have never knowingly harmed a Unioner or, good grief, an LWB pilot, whether now or during my previous... occupation. As proof, I offer up the following.

Without further ado, I present the fruits of our first two days' hunting in the name of Vile Buzzard. I trust the harvest satisfies, Unionisten - every kill is labelled with the victim's callsign, affiliation, ship classification, location at time of death, and value dead. There follow a guncam registration of the target's ship specifications (specs) and another such of the unfortunate's expiration (execution) at our hands.

KissZz, a Liberty Navy bomber, Hamburg, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

Navy.GB-Lincoln, a Liberty Navy gunboat, Hamburg, $3.000.000:

Specs Execution

Voltage, a Liberty Police fighter, Texas, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

Grace.Roberts, a Liberty Navy fighter, Texas, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

KissZz (2), a Liberty Navy bomber, Bering, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

Navy.GB-Lincoln (2), a Liberty Navy gunboat, Bering, $3.000.000:

Specs Execution

3rd|Ens.Frank.Murphy, a Liberty Navy fighter, Texas, $2.000.000:

(Take Fraeulein Evans' ship specifications as representative of those of Herr Murphy, please.)

Specs Execution

3rd|LtJG.Corran.Drakker, a Liberty Navy bomber, Texas, $2.000.000:

Execution

3rd|Lt.Chloe.Evans, a Liberty Navy fighter, Texas, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

3rd|LNS-Alamo, a Liberty Navy gunboat, Texas, $3.000.000:

Specs Execution

3rd|LNS-Appomatox, a Liberty Navy gunboat, Texas, $3.000.000:

Specs Execution

[LCBO]-Avenger-[GB], a Liberty Navy gunboat, Texas, $3.000.000:

(We, too, lay claim to the destruction of this vessel. Without our intervention, the laughable Garret brothers would have been defeated as readily as was their henchwoman Alexia Hayes. David and I carried the fight.)

Specs Execution

[RSTU], a Rheinland Military bomber, Texas, $2.000.000:

Specs Execution

Dave and I are consequently owed a total of $31.000.000 credits for the targets disposed of and logged above. Kindly transfer the above amount to my neural net account - Robert.Klein - thank you.

Regarding the allegations forwarded you by the pathetic Garret siblings, they are, naturally, true. Both are desired dead in their own rights by organizations not affiliated with Vile Buzzard in any... way, shape, or form, and we would be simpletons indeed not to take advantage of such an opportunity, so pleasingly presented by these twin fools. Employing moronic hitmen and -women is perhaps not an ideal course of action. A little competition, well, it is a healthy thing, nein - and, frankly, what further need do you have of two such absurd apes? Their competencies are questionable at best, and their intent - judging by their statement

If not you just found more enemies if you don't do anything about these "freelancers working for Unioners"

- treacherous at worst.

We look forward to further frequenting Vile Buzzard's custom. Vielen Dank und bis zum naechsten Mal - Robert Klein - out.

Transmission Ended



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