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Incoming transmission
Name: Liam Adama
Rank: Supervisor
Callsign: Tango 1-8
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source: Fort Severn

Good day gentlemen, ladies and members of the board. First before I commence the, main part of this report I would like to thank Mr Maloney for the promotion to supervisor. Anyway I digress, this afternoon I picked up a shipment of ship hull panels rated at Beta or mark 2 thickness suitable for fighters. When I was lifting off I recived a message that Brian O'Keeffe had left hospital, and was demanding to leave aborad the BES-Walpole so we hurried to pick him up. Then while traversing Magellan, a pirate demanded to have a joke told so we told them the ancient joke

A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."

I know that wasn't funny but the pirate thought it was hilarious and left us pass so we headed to fort servern and now we are on the way back with mvs for Leeds.

Good bye chaps
Transmission terminated

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