Red Hessian Army wants you!

[Roland.Koenig]

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Comm ID: Roland Koenig
Source: Red Hessian Army Recruitment Office, Vogland Base, Dresden
Target: Sam

Herr.... Sam. Our background checks on you turned up virtually nothing, which is not a promising sign at this early stage of the process. We will need a lot more information about you and your history in order to seriously consider your application mein herr. A lack of verifiable identification and past history usually indicates infiltration attempts. Additionally, it is unclear why you wish to join the Red Hessian Army and what you would hope to achieve. Finally, private communication protocols (//skype) are essential for all new recruits at this time.

Your application is filed away under lack of information for now. If you wish you can re-apply when the missing information is presented and private communications problems are resolved.

Koenig out

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