Bounty on a filthy criminal peasant ship

[BaconSoda]

Incoming Transmission...
Origin: Luxury Liner Hawaii
Subject: Sandwiches!

Hi!

My name is John Mackinac and I shot at that guy you talked about.

Here you go:

ID
Boom!

Can I get my sandwiches to 'John.Mackinac'? Thanks.

So long and thanks for all the food!
~John Mackinac

Transmission Closed...

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.