Our recruitment feedback reports have suggested that I am too strict. As a result, I have included the opportunity to curry my favour. This is also open to all current employees which may, wrongly, feel they are hard done by. Any further complaints, or suggestions that my employment methods are sexist or whimsical, must have a home address included so the issue can be dealt with on a personal, face to face level.
That is all, please return to your duties as quickly as possible. You are being watched.