Public Newcomer Helper Log Thread

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So my shift started with me sitting on Newark being all bored, checking back to skype every five minutes.
With no PMs and nothing none or nothing to help with for over an hour I decided to do something fun!

Annddd... What's more fun than seeing Gallia, Now with my neutral-ness I had a serious case of the MC Hammers. So I was flying most of the trip without watching where I was going and mainly being on skype. Only checking back in case someone needed the aid of an Angel.

So I'm in Orkney and I run into two Keeper vessels. Their names unfortunately escape me, One was a Void runner and the other was that weird gunboat thingy. So they CDed me half way through Orkney and tried some ARR PEE with me. It worked wonders because within seconds I was no longer my bored, star-burst gummi eating self. After a few lines of keeper dialogue they gestured for me to follow [***...(Presence) ...Join ......Follow ...(Uneasy)...***] and throwing me a group invite. Still no requests for help so I continued with my extremely enjoying ARR PEE session with the two keepers, pulling me around the border worlds in search of [ **(Metal) **...Husks**..] to "Enlighten" then they sent me a call request on skype, to which I reluctantly accepted. Listening in on their shenanigans I tried to avoid laughing uncontrollably.

After quite a while. I'd say 90 minutes I started to receive some requests for Aid in the form of player demanding 4 million from me because he messed up his rep and he didn't want to fix it with missions or bribes. I explained in length ways to fix his rep including ;Contacting someone of the faction he is currently hostile to but wants to become Neutral or Friendly and asking for some missions, Looking for bribes or simply doing some missions for some neutral factions close to the factions he's hostile with to which his reply was "Dude ur not listening to me, I want 4 mil and I'll delete my old account ". I told him that is not the Angel way and left it at that.

A few more players asked for aid with simply things like finding the Barghest bomber in Cassini to which he believed it was on Foster base, Nothing is on Foster base!
I told him it was on Attica and the Co-Ords and he thanked me and was on his way.

I believe there was on more player who requested help. He was inquiring to how you do missions. I asked him if he had played Single Player. He hadn't so I told him go to any bar and there should be missions or he could go play Single Player.

I was then taken to an anomaly in a system which name escapes me, This was "apparently" why the Keepers had such Squeaky clean ships. I don't see why, All that happened when I went through it was I lost a small portion of my hull. After some more beautiful sights in the far reaches of Sirus we arrived in Omega-55.

After that I listened to the two Keepers for a few more hilarious minutes then they departed from my company in Omega-55 at a Wilde base. They thanked me for entertaining them and offered me a gift of a Nomad Thruster.

So Kudos to Akura and Shagohad for your lovely keeper ARR PEE and fun times.

Angels Whisper
~Gourgia saying goodnight and sweet dreams

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I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.